""I'm not stupid, I just can't swallow big!""

"" Michael keeps hogging the shaft!""

""There is no "E" in Sharky, it's just KY!""

"Excuse me, my English stopped 20 minutes ago."

""I'm in control of my balls!""

"“I love Jesus but I drink a little bit”"

"Hey! There's a shirt in my bed!"

"Hey that looks like Angelina Jolie!"

"I always sit on the crack."

"Heather: I'm Shitfaced! Kapt Kaos: Well then you might want to wipe your face because it's starting to stink!"

"Hey! You turn it on and it pops out!"

"Kat: Everything on me smells…. Group: Smelly Kat!"

"We didn't have cable….."

"Always check for paper before sitting down."

"Remain flexible, but not limp."

"Paula - "Do you have a flashlight? I dropped my top!" Dale - "I can't help you right now. My nuts are in my hand.""

"" Man, whenever you find an empy beer, you always blame Doug.""

"A Ballad: Ron Jeremy Tossing Kim's Fruit Salad"

"Come over here and you'll get played with."

"Matt: Where's Corona Bucket been? Cat: All I know is that I miss that bed I slept in."

"I have the mind of a drunk elephant."

"I'm going to give this away if I have to stick it in your trunk."

"I have inflatables already, I don't need any more."

"I've got an inflatable thing already. Like I need a nine foot inflatable!"

"I'm for hire!"

""So Ken, I hear Kim is sleeping with you tonight?" - Connie "Oh, Ken... we would be so BAD together anyways... and I'm GOOD!" - Kim"

"I have some major Cranial Rectumitus."

"She smokes like a sailor, and cusses like a truckdriver, but she'll be a lady on Saturday night."

"That was the strangest sensation I've ever had in my mouth. It was there... and then it was gone!"

"Connie: Children, listen!!! Pam: Are we Connie's children? Robin: Is Connie still drinking?"

"Parrotcrastination - "Procrastination" as done by a Parrot Head."

"Robin: "That 3-way with Chuck and Matt was the best 3-way I ever had!" Matt: "Yeah, then my phone fell asleep but yours kept on chatting away ..." "

""Mine fits in my hand really well" - Ken "Well, mine's little and cute!" - Chris"

"Yvonne - "I don't remember if I'm an inboard or an outboard!" Connie - "An outboard hangs out.""

"As long as I am flexible I will never get bent out of shape"

"Oh shut up Chuck! You are just enjoying me too much tonight."

"My dirty little secret got out."

"I'm going to sober up after this beer."

"I can't have my picture taken! I'm whiney!"

"I can balance a beer on your nipple."

"I'm gonna have to lay off the liquid - that was the hardest thing I've ever done."

"He was shaking his noodle and I got wet."

"This time we can actually see the noodle."

"Your nipples are hanging out."

"Uhhhh - Ken? You still have a wad on your face."

"Anytime a bed involves 3 people, it's not for you."

"I don't want to get anything naughty from you!"

"I am a sexy mother f***er."

"I score a lot - I score 18 times a day."

"Chris: I just wanted to make sure everyone was awake.
Tanya: Ken almost spilled his beer.
Ken: No. I can drink beer in my sleep."

"I sure hope I get a tingling feeling when Matt talks to whatever is connected to my ass."

"I haven't missed any dad-gummed thang this year!"

"Katrina - I have a big purple noodle.
Pat - And somewhere Barney is smiling."

"I'm poking him with my noodle."

"Katrina - How could we underestimate what we needed?
Pat - Because we're lushes, honey."

"What, you're not all naked?"

"Pam - Take some active men in need of R&R.
Kim - I like active men.
Chuck - That beats inactive men."

"You're a rear?"

"Time for a shot in the bathroom, big boy."

"They have to do a shot, standing on their knees."

"As long as you're down, that's all that matters."

"I take mooching to the highest art form."

"It's like a Discovery Channel relationship."

"I made a point to not stick it inside."

"I went up there to get a big one."

"Have you seen the latest crack?"

"Oooh - spank me. Do it again."

"You would have slept better if you had the bone."

"It's not quite a leg-spreader."

"I love drinks in big glasses."

"Pam - We are ambidextrous winkers.
Steve - Sounds like a disease.
Matt - Winker or wanker?"

"It's like a little hole."

"It's a good bone."

"Good Lord, I think I'm going to snort."

"I think you are right. Faster is better."

"More please."

"Move the wallet. That just gets in the way."

"That's as much fun as standing on my head with a 2-day hangover."

"Alcohol affects my speech much quicker than it affects my driving abilities."

"I'm getting jiggy with the tablecloth."

"I'll be the most important member, in my own head."

"I can drop trou in 30 seconds."

"I'm just going to be a regular person next year."